YOUR
FINGERS CAN COUNT YOUR BLESSINGS: UNLESS THE IRS MOVES IN.
ALWAYS KEEP YOUR HEAD UP – BECAUSE SOME PEOPLE DON’T CURB
THEIR DOGS.
EMBRACE YOUR KARMA AND KARMA WILL EMBRACE YOU.
AWAKEN YOUR INNER GREATNESS DRINK MORE COFFEE!
YOU CAN BE A RAINBOW IN SOMEONE ELSES CLOUD – OR JUST RAIN
ON THEIR PARADE.
ADMIRE A LOT, ENVY NOT DON’T SMOKE AT ALL UNLESS ITS REALLY
GOOD POT.
PRAISE, DON’T FLATTER LEAVE FOOD ON YOUR PLATTER IF NOT –
YOULL GROW FATTER.
CONSTANT OPPORTUNITY MEANS YOU’RE UNEMPLOYED.
BLESSED IS THE HEART & MIND THAT CAN BEND BUT YOU’LL BE
SEEING DOG POO DAILY.
EVERY DAY IS A GIFT DON’T WASTE IT. DRINK BOURBON.
A GRATEFUL HEART ATTRACTS ALL INCLUDING CON MEN.
FAMILY, FRIENDS, SUCCESS I LOVED THEM ALL UNTIL I REALIZED I
WAS IN SOMEONE ELSES HOUSE.
SMILE, DON’T WORRY YOUR TEETH WONT FALL OUT.
STRESS, WHAT YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT? MEDICATE.
LOVE WHAT YOU DO. YOU LAZY BUM.
FREEDOM IS NEVER FREE. BUT WHATS A FEW DOLLARS TO STAY OUT
OF JAIL?
HUMOR IS IMPORTANT. ESPECIALLY WHEN PEOPLE LOOK AT YOR FACE.
TO FIND INSPIRATION READ ALL YOUR BILLS AT ONCE.
A COMPASSIONATE SPIRIT, USUALLY LEADS TO THE DOCTORS OFFICE.
WHEN YOUR DOOR CLOSES, IT MEANS YOU’VE BEEN DISPOSSESSED.
THE GRASS IS NEVER GREENER IN YOUR NEIGHBOR’S YARD.
IF YOU'RE LIVING IN ALASKA IN THE WINTER. THE RIGHT TIME AND
THE RIGHT PLACE MEANS NOTHING WITHOUT THE RIGHT ATTITUDE |